On the Yes, I have/yes, I do/yes, I will issue: You know how at a wedding the preacher asks the bride, "Will you have this man etc." and she answers, "I do"? I always have the urge to stand up and shout, " No! You WILL!"
And Bill Walsh of the Washington Post says we should never shorten Christmas to Xmas because it may offend some Xians.
If someone doesn't laugh at that, I'll know I'm really twisted.
Be thankful ~